Chat 5 Jul I don't know what issue this is from, but I stumbled upon it and thought I'd share...
  • Batman: Power up the new computer, Alfred. I need to run a probability matrix for potential targets now.
  • Alfred: Ah. Well. No.
  • Batman: No?
  • Alfred: No. The computer isn't ready. The laptop will have to do.
  • Batman: The laptop is anemic. I have no leads, Alfred. I need brute processing -- why isn't it ready!
  • Alfred: The qubits on the quantum chips seem dodgy at the current operating temperature... the neural net continues to mire in local minima and refuses to generalize beyond the training set... not to mention, the liquid cooling system is leaking all over the cave and I doubt will ever come out of my trousers... more to the point, I am building a machine that has never -- not even in the imaginations of the engineers of its component parts -- yet existed. That is why it isn't ready.
  • Batman: When will it be?
  • Alfred: Thursday.
  • Batman: Thursday?

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